Wed Sep 14 11:38:43 2011

• Israel: Azerbaijani Cabinet Minister Smuggled 110 Pounds Of Lamb Meat :
• Man adrift on broken Jetski saved by SpongeBob SquarePants shorts :
• Russian President Putin to Pilot Hang-glider to Lead Endangered Siberian Crane Migration : Another endangered species that probably shouldn't trust humans so much; another politician who won't fly on commercial airlines.
• Lost Icelandic Tourist Found in Search Party Looking for Herself :
• Man beats smuggling rap because he 'drinks a lot' : Customs officers duly discovered what they considered to be an extraordinary stash of alcoholic beverages, despite the man's claims that the booze was...