Thu Sep 29 01:39:22 2011

• Man beats smuggling rap because he 'drinks a lot' : Customs officers duly discovered what they considered to be an extraordinary stash of alcoholic beverages, despite the man's claims that the booze was...
• Man steals giant whale tooth from museum :
• The Stasi Had a Giant Smell Register of Dissidents :
• Kangaroo caught nicking knickers : Nope. Youre not going to guess it.
• In Britain, some schools banning skirts : "We dont want to see that."