Wed Aug 1 23:28:49 2012

• “I learned that my grandson voted for the ruling party, so I re-wrote my will to give my house to the cat.” : Very complicated, and very unpronounceable.
• Russian President Putin to Pilot Hang-glider to Lead Endangered Siberian Crane Migration : Another endangered species that probably shouldn't trust humans so much; another politician who won't fly on commercial airlines.
• Man exposes himself inside Association for the Blind bookstore :
• Smoking Orangutan Moved to Small Island in Jakarta Zoo (to Help her Quit Smoking) :
• South Korea customs officials find thousands of pills filled with powdered human baby flesh | Mail Online : Despite disgust of South Korean officials at discovering these pills being brought in from China, they have refused to confirm where the babies came f...