Wed Aug 1 23:28:49 2012

• “I learned that my grandson voted for the ruling party, so I re-wrote my will to give my house to the cat.” : Very complicated, and very unpronounceable.
• Russian President Putin to Pilot Hang-glider to Lead Endangered Siberian Crane Migration : Another endangered species that probably shouldn't trust humans so much; another politician who won't fly on commercial airlines.
• Gray Whale found dead had swallowed golf ball :
• Middle East drifting daredevils go beyond the bounds of sanity... in family sedans : Described as "Saudi Rednecks" on YouTube
• Town of 11 purchases enough beer for each resident to drink 1071 12oz beers a day. Oh, and there's a Native American reservation a couple miles away suing them. : A $500 million lawsuit was filed by the Oglala Sioux Tribe against some of the world's largest beer makers, as well as their distributors, and four be...