Sat Oct 1 22:56:26 2011

• The Stasi Had a Giant Smell Register of Dissidents :
• In Britain, some schools banning skirts : "We dont want to see that."
• Lack of Sex will Cost Ya :
• Man beats smuggling rap because he 'drinks a lot' : Customs officers duly discovered what they considered to be an extraordinary stash of alcoholic beverages, despite the man's claims that the booze was...
• Hedgehog found snuggled in soft toys donation : Staff at a _____ charity shop were given a bit of a surprise when they sorted through a bag of donations and found an unusual item moving inside. The ...