Richard the third is the one with a curved spine. What makes researchers think this is him? "Just a hunch."
Presumably quite stress-reducing until one receives the 1.49€/minute bill. Then again, that's relatively cheap therapy.
In 1972, the dictator of Zaire renamed himself Mobutu Sese Seko Nkuku Ngbendu Wa Za Banga ("The all-powerful warrior who, because of his endurance and inflexible will to win, goes from conquest to conquest, leaving fire in his wake."), or Mobutu Sese Seko for short.
He was promptly taken to a hospital by police, where an X-ray showed that... yup, there's still a 1.5 carat diamond inside you, dumbass.
The couple won't be going for a honeymoon. Refugees are not allowed to leave the camp.