Residents of the Scots village of Dull have proved they have a sense of humour by forging a plan to create formal links with the US town of Boring.

In a move which is unlikely to set pulses racing, the Perthshire village and the Oregon logging town are discussing linking to become Dull and Boring.

Kazakhstan's foreign minister says the fictional Borat character has been good for tourism, increasing the number of visas to the ex-Soviet state by ten times.

Not News: Man finds a ball on an Alaskan beach. News: With the name of Japanese boy on it. Fark: His wife is Japanese. Ultrafark: They contact the boy who lost everything in the tsunami, and arrange to have the ball sent back. Holyfark: Twice.

The woman met her latest victim, a 31-year-old African man, on her way home from a sex addiction clinic in Munich. She invited him back to her flat where she kept him hostage and forced him to satisfy her sexual demands.

The victim eventually managed to break out of the apartment after his attacker fell asleep. He was later found weeping on the street by police. He fought back tears to tell them: “I met her on a bus. She invited me back here. It was hell. I can’t walk. Please help me.” Munich police confirmed his ordeal in a press statement. The woman has now been taken to a hospital for psychiatric observation.

The man escaped from her apartment like the first victim last month—when she fell asleep.

The previous victim guided police to her flat using his phone. The naked and frightened man told cops: “You have got to help me. She is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out—and I cannot go on!”

When police arrived to question the woman she invited 2 officers in for a "quickie".

A $500 million lawsuit was filed by the Oglala Sioux Tribe against some of the world's largest beer makers, as well as their distributors, and four beer stores in the reservation border town of Whiteclay. Whiteclay has a population of 11 people and sold the equivalent of 4.3 million 12-ounce cans of beer last year. Tribal leaders and activists blame the Whiteclay businesses for chronic alcohol abuse and bootlegging on Pine Ridge Reservation, an area the size of Connecticut with approx 40,000 residents. The lawsuit asks that breweries, retailers and distributors pay damages for health care and law enforcement costs, developmental problems in children and other alcohol-related problems on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation. The tribe also wants a judge to restrict alcohol sales in Whiteclay.

One in four children born on the reservation suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome or fetal alcohol spectrum disorder, and the average life expectancy is estimated between 45 and 52 years.

For the May first holiday, a 3 month-old Francois’ Leaf Monkey was placed in the Wuhan zoo's monkey exhibit for the first time. The next day his caretaker, model worker Zhang Bangsheng, discovered that the little monkey had indigestion and difficulty defecating, and immediately became worried. Seeing peanut shells on the ground Old Zhang immediately understood that the toothless monkey had swallowed a peanut whole. If it did not quickly defecate it, it would endanger the little monkey’s life. Because the monkey was so small it was unsuitable to use a laxative.

He cleaned monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did 50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.

Customs officers duly discovered what they considered to be an extraordinary stash of alcoholic beverages, despite the man's claims that the booze was meant purely for personal consumption.

While he first claimed to have 40 crates of beer, it turned out he was actually carrying 340 crates; totaling 2357 litres of beer, 158 litres of pre-mixed drinks, 12 litres of wine, and 15 litres of spirits.

The man was put on trial on suspicions of illegal alcohol smuggling.

However, the court acquitted the man by reasoning that he, his father, and other relatives could plausibly consume all the beer within a year if they drank 1.3 litres every weekday.

They referenced a recent Supreme Court ruling which found that transporting huge amounts of alcohol across the border into [the country] doesn't necessarily indicate the beverages are meant to be sold illegally.

Kyrgyzstan's eternal flames flickers out as city and gas company argue over who will pay the bill for it.

This one includes Jar-Jar Binks. I wish I were joking.

Despite disgust of South Korean officials at discovering these pills being brought in from China, they have refused to confirm where the babies came from or who made the capsules. They were not prepared to create diplomatic friction with Beijing, preferring to leave it to Chinese officials to do something about the horrific trade in powdered babies.

"While not binding, the recommendations carry moral weight that can influence governments." Well, dammit.

This is the first time in my memory of our show that we have featured a story from justinbieberzone.com.

The president of Turkmenistan, which has a hot desert climate, has ordered government ministries to set up their own ice hockey teams.