Supposedly one of the inspirations for Borat.
Holy shit. No one had any clue where turkeys came from. The Turkish language Wikipedia tipped me off: http://tr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindi
While drunk, Hitler tore up his school certificate and used the pieces as toilet paper. The stained certificate was brought to the attention of the school's principal, who "... gave him such a dressing-down that the boy was reduced to shivering jelly. It was probably the most painful and humiliating experience of his life." Hitler was expelled, never to return to school again.