He was promptly taken to a hospital by police, where an X-ray showed that... yup, there's still a 1.5 carat diamond inside you, dumbass.
The couple won't be going for a honeymoon. Refugees are not allowed to leave the camp.
Residents of the Scots village of Dull have proved they have a sense of humour by forging a plan to create formal links with the US town of Boring.
In a move which is unlikely to set pulses racing, the Perthshire village and the Oregon logging town are discussing linking to become Dull and Boring.
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Free Wi-Fi coming to Japanese vending machines in 2012